What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:16

You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?